What The Fuck Just {Happened|Took Place?

I just experienced something so wild that my thoughts are officially exploded. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justdream this? Or is the world positively going insane? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a terrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape.

The heck The Fuck Are You Going on About?

Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. You're babbling like a broken record and it's giving me a headache. What in the actual f*** are you even trying to convey? It sounds like you swallowed a dictionary. Spit it out straight, or shut up.

Frankly|What The Hell?!

This utter situation is just ridiculous! I'm speechless. How the hell did this even occur? This is completely unbelievable. Seriously, someone needs to justify themselves. I'm disgusted.

Honestly, I Don't Give a Shit, But...

Look, your people are all freaking out of line. This whole thing is just a mess, and I'm about as invested in it as a dead fish. But, here's the deal: there's that needs to change.

{For example,|Think about this,:
This whole situation is

Take The Fuck Away Of {Here|This Spot|

Listen up, you wimp. You're killing my vibe, and it's gotta end right now. Honestly? I've reached the limit with your crap. So, here's the {deal|plan|: Get the hell out of my sight.

WTF The Actual Crap?

You glare at that situation, and you just scratch your head. It's so damn stupid, it makes you want to throw something. Like, seriously, what the frick is going on here? Is this some sick joke? Or are we just living in what the fuck a simulation? No matter, one thing's for sure: you can't forget this train wreck.